Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

A nun teaching in Sunday School asked her class, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body do you think goes first ?”
Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think that it’s your hands.”
“Why do you think that, Suzy ?” asked the nun.
“Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.”
“What a wonderful answer!” said the nun.
Little Bobby then raised his hand and said “I think that it’s your feet.”
The nun looked at him with a puzzled expression.
“Why do you think that it would be your feet, Bobby?”
“Well when I walked into Mammy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night, Mammy had her legs in the air and was crying out ‘Oh God! I’m coming’ and
If Daddy hadn’t been on top of her, pinning her down, we’d have lost her.”

 

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When my wife gets depressed I let her colour in my tattoo’s

Apparently she just needs a shoulder to crayon.

 

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I'm just off to buy some cheap ducks from my local Quacksave