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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I were so proud of our daughter standing in front of us after trying on her Wedding Dress.
    "Give us a twirl," said my wife.
    The proudest moment of my life and all that fat tw*t wants is chocolate!
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I went for a self-defence class last night.
    The instructor said, "I want you to take me by surprise and attack me".....
    So, when I saw him in Sainsbury's the next day, I threw a tin of beans at his head..
     
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    and did narf regret it in the car park later <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 4, 2022
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  7. Gil T Azell

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    Deleted. Fk up by me.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom n gloom.

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    I asked my wife for a little oral relief last night. She said, "You want me to suck you off"....?
    I said, "No. Just shut the **** up for 5 mins"..
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jun 4, 2022
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    "Your dog has been barking for the last 3 f*cking hours!" I said to my neighbour this morning. "I've got a serious hangover and I'm trying to get some sleep!"
    "It would probably help if you got out of his kennel!" she replied.
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I met this girl . Gorgeous. Got on well , thought she was really nice and she gave me great sex. Then I saw her in a new light. Daylight . She was f^cking awful .
     
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    then i saw her face ...now i'm a believer....not a trace of light behind....oh no no no .......oh no no no ...and i wont ever let her come into my home
     
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    Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    Because If they lived by the bay they would be bagels!!
     
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    I offered to buy a woman a drink in the pub last night, and she told me to,
    "Go and f*ck myself"....
    I replied, "Love, if I could do that, do you really think I'd be wasting money buying you a drink"....?
     
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    Can’t get away from these
    Sideways pics I’ll try again
     
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