data shows that if you put all the cars sold last year nose to tail in a line some **** in a bmw would pull out and try to overtake them all
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
Been to the hospital today. They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - but at the moment it's hard to say.
