Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

A wise Chinese man once said,

"If a dog barks it's undercooked"

 

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I genuinely think I'm going to lose my drivers license. This is all because of a stupid policeman.
Let me first say that this altercation occurred late last night around 10 in Hackney, London. And that he wasn’t wearing a BodyCam. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I have reason to believe you’re drunk"
Me: "No I’m not drunk, I haven’t had a drink today"
Officer: "Ok, well I don’t have a breathalyser on me at this moment in time so let's do a little test before I call someone who does have one to come down. “Imagine driving in the dark at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is it?"
Me: "A car"
Officer:"Yes! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"How am I meant to know?, it’s dark"
Officer:"So like I said, you're drunk"
Me:"But I told you, I ain’t drunk anything"
Officer:"Okay, one more test - Imagine, you’re driving in the dark at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Me:"A Motorbike"
Officer:"yes! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"how the **** am I supposed to know, it’s dark!"
Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get pissed off so I asked a counter question.
Me:"So..., counter question - You're driving in the dark at night and see a woman at the side of the road. She wears a really really short skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer:"A prostitute obviously"
Me:"Yeah, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mum?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend on the 17th Sept