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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

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  1. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Can any of YEW lot CEDAR end of this thread ???
     
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  2. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I`m not privet to that kind of information.
     
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  3. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Care to hedge your bets??
     
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  4. grandpops

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    Haven`t got the funds mate.

    I`m a bit Short at the mo.
     
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  5. Shameless

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    Perhaps we need a new pun topic, anyone got any eye-deers?
     
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  6. Home_and_Away

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    Let stork about it?
     
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  7. grandpops

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    <doh> Clever eh?

    OK if you veal that way about it.
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

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    That was absolutely staggering.
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    Are you stalking me with that bird talk? Are you after my man-sausage?

    I think you've taken a tern for the wurst.





    (badoom-tish)
     
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  10. grandpops

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    Is it? Why? What have you herd?
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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  12. grandpops

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    Are we on to birds now? Sorry, didn`t spo tit.

    In fact, I miss tit altogether.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I worked as a human cannonball until I was fired .......... they said I wasn't the right calibre <doh>
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever noticed how you only ever see them in pairs ...... well, they say one good tern deserves another.
     
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  15. grandpops

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    I thought it was once bittern twice shy.
     
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  16. Smug in Boots

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    I never knew that was the name of a bird! I feel such a dodo now..
     
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  18. grandpops

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    If Steve Bruce went to Newcastle would he eat all the mag pies?
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I got a job cleaning churches but was sacked after being arrested for spilling Domestos on a vicar .............
    ........ I was charged with a bleach of the priest.

    Then I was sacked from a gardening job for stealing plants ...... to be honest it was daylight shrubbery.
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    For Christ's sake lettuce out of here..
     
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