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    The wife had the cheek to call me a lazy b*stard today,
    I was right in the middle of taking down the Christmas decorations..
     
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    I bought a Greyhound today. My wife said "Are you going to race him?"
    "No, he's f*cking faster than me." I replied.
     
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    so now we know you have itchy scrot syndrome :emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    In an attempt to use sex to encourage me to do some jobs in and around the house, my wife walked up to me and said, "I'll make you a deal. You go outside and cut the hedges, and I'll shave my pussy." I replied, "Don't be stupid. We can't both use the hedge trimmer at once!"
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:<applause><applause><applause>
     
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    Two elderly gentlemen sipping their beer outside a pub...

    One points to a dog licking its genitals and says:

    "Hey Bert, I wish I could do that"

    Bert marks a pause, and replies:

    "Well, I'm sure he'd let you if you gave him a biscuit"
     
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