Just nicked this but its funny. Bob Moncur receives an electricity bill forward to him from Newcastle United for £28,000 He rings the club and says, “There must be some mistake, I haven’t set foot in the club for years?” The club secretary replies, “There’s no mistake Mr Moncur, you were the last person in the trophy room and you left the light on behind you!”
At our local chippy, they still use old newspaper to wrap up their fish and chips. Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun......
As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to the Easter Bunny saying that her mum and dad had no money and how she would never get an Easter Egg. Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
I was sat on a packed bus when this woman said to me, "Excuse me, why don't you let this heavily pregnant woman laden with bags of shopping sit down." "Why the f*ck should I? " I replied, "I've paid my fare the same as her, besides, she can sit down when we get home."
