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  1. alan reed

    alan reed Well-Known Member

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    I’m a bit behind with orders mate, send another tenner and I’ll get a courier to deliver it
     
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    alan reed, Mar 31, 2022
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    looking for a sympathy vote

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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 31, 2022
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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  7. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Why is it acceptable for horses to sh*t in the street and not me? I'm the one who pays council tax.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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  8. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    "Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour.
    "F*ck you!" she screamed back at me.
    Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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  9. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    You know that feeling when you walk into a room, and you forget why you're there?
    Well that's how I lost my job as a fireman.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The boatrace. Public school boys tight in behind each other, sweating, going back and forth, spurred on by their cox.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    That actually happened to me, but I run out of petrol <laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Mar 31, 2022
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    gelders pie, Mar 31, 2022
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    gelders pie, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if I'm posting too much crap boys n girls but am banned off facey again so this is my get out site.

    22 bans now.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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    and here's me thinking you were a little angle and butter wouldn't melt :emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl<laugh><laugh> hope the bans weren't wedding ones
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 31, 2022
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    I've had a brilliant new device fitted in the garage.

    It charges my electric car and can be used as a defibrillator for my wife's cardiac problem ...

    ... if electric prices keep going up I'll have to switch it off when I'm out.
     
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    Smug in Boots, Mar 31, 2022
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    Sound on...
     
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    Oliver's Army, Mar 31, 2022
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    Seen it earlier had a right hearty chuckle.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 31, 2022
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