"Push harder" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour. "F*ck you!" she screamed back at me. Bit harsh I thought...... it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital!
You know that feeling when you walk into a room, and you forget why you're there? Well that's how I lost my job as a fireman.
The boatrace. Public school boys tight in behind each other, sweating, going back and forth, spurred on by their cox.
Sorry if I'm posting too much crap boys n girls but am banned off facey again so this is my get out site. 22 bans now.
and here's me thinking you were a little angle and butter wouldn't melt hope the bans weren't wedding ones
I've had a brilliant new device fitted in the garage. It charges my electric car and can be used as a defibrillator for my wife's cardiac problem ... ... if electric prices keep going up I'll have to switch it off when I'm out.