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It’s a pair of tits in a bikini top Gordon, just incase you were getting excited

 

I was . . . . and that's why, fortunately

 

Deserve all he gets. Lets just fire at a window. Should the net not have been facing the other way? Hahaha muppet.

 

thalidomide porn star had an arm like a baby's cock

 

New top prize in 'Deal or no deal'

 

A MAN AND WOMAN WERE MARRIED FOR MANY YEARS.
Whenever there a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS."

 

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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex.


"What's that?" he asked.


She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."


Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."


Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.


Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"


"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.

 

Have you ever noticed, you only ever see terns in pairs ...

... that's because one good tern deserves another.

 

I actually got called to a job for a broken copier glass many years ago (ex copier tech).

Was one week before Xmas, when i arrived there were photocopies of boobs all over the office. I asked a gill if she knew how the glass broke and she replied "I was photocopying my boobs and one of the guys dared me to photocopy my ass and i fell threw"

Public service christmas parties )

 

Here's an old postcard one . . . .