I found out last night that there really is nothing more awkward than watching a film with you're family during the sex scene. I also found that furiously masturbating to it doesn't help either.
A man asked his wife “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied “I’d take half and leave you” “Great” he said, “I won £10, so here’s £5… stay in touch”
A teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right & wrong. "Let's take an example. If I were to get into a man's pocket & take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" A little boy raises his hand and with a confident smile, says, "You'd be his wife!"
I didn't think that my uncle liked me but apparently he has left me a large building in his will. Does anyone know where Sod Hall is ?