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  1. Montysoptician

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    Lukaku dragging the Chelsea team bus to the game

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    Closing down sale at Chelsea
    Everything Moscow
     
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    My wifes teeth. Just like the stars they come out at night.

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    Had a guy working in our warehouse called Vincent. He painted the pallets blue and grey.
     
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    It’s now got to the stage in my marriage where me and the wife have gone our separate ways and will be spending a considerable amount of time apart for the indefinite future.
    She’s gone shopping for shoes.
     
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    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike,
    "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi's.
    Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
    what's wrong and what to do about it.

    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars. A lot cheaper than a doctor."

    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi's.

    He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.
    He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
    It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi's.

    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his
    wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    Joe hurries back to Aldi's, eager to check the results.
    He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

    Thank you for shopping at Aldi.
     
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    Can anybody tell me what vehicle this is please?
    Asking for myself.

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    What car model is this? And how much are they going for?
     
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    My energy supplier proudly boasts that they use 100% renewables. They sent my renewal quote. Can anybody tell me what day it was, when wind doubled in price?.
     
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