Instead of cremating bodies, and producing damaging greenhouse gasses, we should dissolve them in acid ... ... in that way they can become part of the solution.
Looking through my window watching my wife carrying heavy bags up the garden path for the 3rd time , I couldn't help but think. " if she carried more in each hand she would have to make less journeys."
My wife has had a bad week. 1st she was diagnosed with diabetes and now hay fever. I've tried my best to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
My wife just asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said, "I would really love a blow job." She said, "Well your dad asked me to find out so I will let him know!"