I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids... In one ear, out the other.
Mrs Smug wanted to see Cleopatra's Needle when we were in London ... ... but it was foggy so I really couldn't see the point.
One day I would like to visit the Artic circle. Or the wife's side of the bed as its otherwise known.
I'll never forget the time I had to do P.E in my underpants at school after forgetting my kit. It ended my teaching career.