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    The Chucklies never check nothing out until they’ve lobbed both feet in<laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Reminder . . . . this is the type of rubbish that this thread's for

    Please don't spoil it :emoticon-0105-wink:

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    one post to late! wonder when you’ll grow a pair.
     
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    An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery.

    The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me."

    The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

    The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?"

    The Irishman then said, "Look in the Englishman's pockets."
     
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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
    The man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, “Why are there three in this package.”
    The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks “Then who are these for?”
    “Those are for college men.” the dad answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
    “WOW!” exclaimed the boy. “Then who uses these?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
    With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”.
     
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    Is a deceased campanologist a dead ringer ?
     
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    Elvis Presley’s coffin was made of Redwood and took 2 weeks to make.

    Michael Jackson’s was made of Oak and took a week to make.

    Gene Pitney’s?...... 24 hours from Balsa...
     
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    A Primary Teacher tells her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

    'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

    'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea fan?'

    'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea fan too!'

    'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

    'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
     
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