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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The first rule of telepathy club is
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    "This is my step-dad"
    "It's nice son, but why on earth did you build one?"
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her mother had a fit!
     
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  5. spirit of 73

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    Why doesn't Mary play on the swings?

    Because she has no arms

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Not Mary:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

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    Convince people you're in Riverdance by gluing your wrist to your waist and trying to flick dog **** off your shoe.
     
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    An armed man has entered an estate agents shouting, "Nobody move!"
     
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    when she walked in the bedroom
    and saw it sucking on her tit
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

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    A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging
    a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep
    of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.
    When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what
    he wanted.
    He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
    money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
    The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
    told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls
    have any diseases?'
    Of course the Madam said 'No'.
    after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'
    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
    the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
    He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
    minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
    and headed out the door.
    The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in
    the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
    He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
    are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease
    after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'
    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
    the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
    He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten
    minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,
    and headed out the door.
    The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in
    the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
    He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
    are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease
    that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby
    sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to
    bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,
    have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the Bastard who

    ran over my FROG!'
     
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    And watch out for 22:22 tonight - if you can still be bothered/are still sober enough/still alive after tonight's game!
     
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    My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are… But I laugh more!
     
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    Game will still be being played!
     
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