Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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"Come into the bedroom, and I'll show you a good time!" I said to the wife...
When she came in I showed her pictures of me and my mates before we got married!

 

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica .
They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when
they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
... Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

 

After retirement, a man aged about 60 married a young 25 year old woman…..
Now he was spending less time with his friends, his concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.
“I’m eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I’m away.”
His friends advised him :
“Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person”.
He promptly acted on their advice and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant.
Now the friends were meeting more often.
One day the friends jokingly asked, : ““How is your wife now?”
He said “She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and in fact she is pregnant”
The friends laughed, as they expected this.
“And how is the tenant?” they asked.
He replied very soberly “She is also pregnant .,.”
Never underestimate the old guys