My son got sent home from school today. He had been suspended for running around the girls toilets with his privates hanging out. Seems he had done it for a bet. Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the headmaster to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it & stuck by the suspension. Getting a bit peeved, I asked him if he would rather have him thieving & smashing the school up like others I could mention. "No", he said, "I would rather have him teaching the year 5 chemistry that he is paid to do".
Ladies if your fella says F*ck Me during Valentines dinner, he's not horny. He's just looking at the prices on the menu!!
Would any of you be interested in a ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join us. We leave early Saturday morning (February 12th) from Gatwick airport and will fly to the Isle of White where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a yacht. Then we’ll do a flight over the Coast, returning to the isle for dinner. If interested, please message me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go...
no but i can explain what its like vividly and show you the quickest exit points in seconds if anybody else has their own chute
The winners of Friday's Euro millions €107 million draw say that they plan to put their windfall towards paying their gas & electricity bills.