Nothing more gets me kicked off thinking about that statue f*cling angel of the north. Blue Peter could have done a better job with squeezey bottles. Ffs sake absolute joke…
I couldn't find the earlier, and more appropriate, thread to put this, so . . . In other news, some common sense: A driver who used his car to try to stop a woman being stabbed by her stalker ex-husband in west London has been released without charge. He was arrested on suspicion of murder and later bailed after Leon McCaskre, 41, died when he was hit while killing Yasmin Chkaifi, 43, in Maida Vale.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night’ The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car' ‘Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years' 'I remember that, too' she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
At twenty-two minutes and twenty-two seconds past two this afternoon, it was 2:22:22 2/2/22. If Desmond Tutu was still alive and wore a ballet skirt at this very time, the universe would have imploded…..
