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  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bought some viagra from an online chemist....had no effect whatsoever, upon checking the label it had gone past it's swell by date
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 27, 2022
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  5. Gil T Azell

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    I've just developed a shampoo for Siamese Twins. Heads and Shoulder...
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jan 27, 2022
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 27, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 27, 2022
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    Montysoptician, Jan 27, 2022
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    Not a chance.....
    I would be setting fire to the car.
     
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    Snaggey, Jan 27, 2022
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 27, 2022
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it....
    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
    A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
    Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
    This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
    When chemists die, apparently they barium.
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
    When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
    Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    Velcro - what a rip off!
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Jan 28, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Jan 28, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    She looks like . . . .
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    Gordon Armstrong, Jan 28, 2022
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Jan 28, 2022
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    Sunderpitt, Jan 28, 2022
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    Before the Bee Gees became pop artists, they were professional chefs.
    You could tell by the way they used their wok.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jan 28, 2022
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    Watching TV with my wife on Saturday night, I realised the exact moment I didn't want to be with her anymore.
    "Those numbers again, in numerical order are 6, 10, 26, 32, 35 and 48."
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jan 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 28, 2022
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    THIS IS BRILL WORTH THE WATCH


     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 28, 2022
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