My Dad used to say people were 'lower than Douglas Bader's ballsack'. I never dared ask him what it meant
I went out on a limb and opened a shop selling knocked off prosthetics ........ when the police raided us I didn't have a leg to stand on
Nah, he really needs to sit down in a chair, he's legged it to many times and quite frankly he is a 3 legged tosser..
I once carved a false leg out of a statue of the Pope ....... I walked into an Irish bar and it all kicked off.
My mate had wooden legs and when his house caught fire the fire brigade saved the house but Tommy was burnt to the ground.