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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

    ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

    Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

    ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

    I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

    She fainted.”
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    This bloke is winning at life its his mate pushing that's a bit thick imo.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Aye, you're right, Youngy :emoticon-0148-yes:
    Anyhow . . . .
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    Reminds me of when I was a teenager, put a new engine in my mk1 escort :D
    Was finishing off pipes/connections when
    some mates came past "haven't you fookin finished yet" ? One was @Draig 's mate "Wainwright".

    So he helped out, wouldn't start off the key so they started pushing it up and down the street trying to bump start it whilst I stood there holding the propshaft laughing at the thick cúnts <laugh>
     
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    I humbly apologise and beg your forgiveness :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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