https://fb.watch/amU0LfCLe3/ Sorry this is from Momentum, somebody who i am not very keen on but the clips make the point. Bonko the lying twat, making it difficult for his chums covering up.
Seems like only yesterday my brother rang to tell me I was an uncle to a baby boy, and that him and his wife were going to name him after me. The years go by so quickly... Afterme will be 21 next week!!
Ever wondered why you never see a Kestrel during the day? Its because all kestrels manoeuvre in the dark.
I went to my girlfriend's funeral today. It was the first time that I'd met her parents. What a pair of miserable bastards.
A Yodel delivery driver from asked me if I had the correct time . . . I said "somewhere between 8 and 5"