I work at the charity shop sorting through sacks of lady's underwear that's been donated… It's only £9 per hour, but to be honest, it's all I can afford!
Taking pictures of breastfeeding mothers in public to be made illegal in England and Wales. No mention of the legality of taking pictures of a bloke having a w*nk watching them do it though? I'll be bringing up these double standards at my court hearing next month.
During labour, the nurse came up to Paddy and his wife and said, "How about Epidural Anaesthesia?" Paddy said, "Thanks, but we've already picked a name.