Two beggars in Manchester, Ali and Habib They beg in different areas of Manchester ... Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Habib asks Ali :- 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3 Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'? Ali shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.
Can anybody put me up for a couple of nights til things calm down at home ? It's just, well I didn't know, but apparently , if you're asked which one is your favourite child, your supposed to pick one of your own.
I love the look on peoples faces who are standing there in the pouring rain as you drive past. One of the reasons I became a bus driver
