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    I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts.
    I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts.
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What a relief . . . . at long last, I’ve had some good luck for a change !

    I saw a fortune-teller recently who told me to beware of a stranger who will try and take me for a mug and con me out of a large amount of money during the next 3 weeks.

    Well I’ve been careful and the 3 weeks are up today, and brilliant . . . . nothing’s happened !

    That's the best £500 that I’ve ever spent :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    one of the better stand up comedian jokes well worth a listen


     
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    On holiday many years ago and pushing our boy/girl twins in the pram, boy in blue, girl in pink.
    A fat woman asked

    "oh are they twins" ?

    "Yes" i replied.

    "Are they identical" ?

    "Erm, no, ones a boy and ones a girl" I explained.

    Quite abruptly she responded "WELL YOU CAN GET IDENTICAL TWINS YOU KNOW" ?.

    "Yes you can" I remarked, "but not when one has got a fùcking penis and the other a vagina".

    She stormed off :D
     
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    On another life note.

    Came home from the dentist earlier.
    £47 to have a quick look at my teeth and lecture me on alcohol, nicotine and sugar consumption FFS.

    Naturally I was storming around downstairs effing and jeffing, coonting and twátting.

    To no avail, the Mrs had nipped out.
    Well not quite.
    She had left her laptop zoom meeting on with hospital staff :eek: <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Used to live in Cornwall so saw quite a lot of Jethro and his classic was always "Train don't stop Camborne Wednesdays" have found it on facebook but can't upload it see if this link works
     
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    perfect mate its working great and a cracking joke first listened to Jethro when Jim Davidson recommended him
     
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    7B102DD1-D06F-4459-B3B6-782769A4F802.jpeg.jpg Genius !
     
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    Camborne a classic. I always liked - - I used to be a tree feller. Was the worlds best and got contracts all over the world . Last contract was in the Sahara forest . “ Sahara desert don’t you mean “ says his mate. Well yes , it is now
     
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    My Grandad used to own a chain of Catholic bingo clubs. They read the numbers out in Latin so the Protestants couldn't win
     
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    Saw an advert on tv for a donkey sanctuary,if I send £3 a month I could adopt a donkey.They also promised to send me photographs. Two weeks after I set up my direct debit,I got a welcome pack containing 4 pictures of Harry Maguire.
     
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