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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife undercooks everything. We had oxtail soup the other day and the tail was still f*cking wagging
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

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    I hate nodding off on the bus first thing in the morning, I went miles past my stop.
    Maybe driving a bus just isn't for me?
     
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  3. spirit of 73

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    I have discovered that I can cut through wood just by looking at it. I saw it with my own eyes.
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

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    Its great having a dyslexic secretary!
    she's just given me the best blow job ever and I only sent her an e-mail asking if she could sack my cook!
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    Are they mag fans, seems a few of them with bits of hand missing <laugh>
     
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  10. Smug in Boots

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    My Eskimo girlfriend had flu so I rang her and her voice sounded like there was a walrus in her igloo ...

    ... when I switched to video-call I realised it was just a little husky <laugh>
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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