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    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to
    go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his
    problem, and the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
    ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

    That same day the man went to a shop and bought himself a starter
    pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he hurried home to his
    wife. At home, he found his wife in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
    began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments
    later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

    The next day, the man went back to the doctor, who asked
    "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired
    the pistol, my wife shat on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my
    neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air!"
     
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    I was just about to enter Lidl when this beggar who was sat outside swigging cider approached me, "Sorry for your destitution, " he said and slipped me a fiver.
     
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    "Yo, Adrian. Is It Me You're Looking For?"

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    My wife asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.
    Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.
     
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