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  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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  2. Gil T Azell

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    Last night I turned down a private booking from a woman who was clearly drunk
    She wanted me to take her and her friends home and offered payment in kind
    I explained I couldn't / wouldn't accept the booking or the terms for payment and advised her to get a bus home or to make a legitimate booking
    Has anyone else ever refused to pick their missus up from a night out and how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for
    Any advice appreciated thank you!.
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Our lass sent me a text last week, "when you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you"...
    So far I've built up 96 hours overtime.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 7, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Me and the missus broke up recently and decided to split the house,
    i got the outside..
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 7, 2021
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    Is it true that some German, mag supporter ,has been sent home from the Tokyo Olympics, for punching a horse?
     
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  8. Gil T Azell

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    BREAKING: Lionel Messi and Arsenal have reached an agreement.
    Both parties have agreed it's never happening.

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    Gil T Azell, Aug 7, 2021
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    Covid selection wine pack

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    Ozzymac, Aug 7, 2021
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    If you're not supposed to drink WD40 why does it come with a straw?
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 8, 2021
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That's neat, that's neat . . . . <whistle>
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife looked through my internet history and saw that I booked a holiday to Majorca.
    Now I'll have to invite her.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 8, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was having a cuppa with the wife this morning and she saved me from choking to death on a custard cream.
    She'd f*cking eaten them all.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Aug 8, 2021
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