Research has shown that people in Dubai don’t understand the humour in the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do .
Wife's giving me the silent treatment after I made a bit of a joke about the size of her f*nny. Put my foot right in it.
England fans at the Euros. Out group stage. F*ck off Southgate you're sh*t. Out second round. F*ck off Southgate. Out at quarter finals. F*ck you Southgate. Out at semis. F*ck you Southgate, can't finish the job. Out at the final. F*ck you Southgate. Team selection was sh*t. Win the competition. Southgate you lucky b*stard, should never have won it.