People in Liverpool are kicking off about receiving invites for covid vaccines . . . . they're offering jabs, not jobs, you dozy bastards
My wifes just text me to tell me she has a whole lemon.... stuck up her fanny.......Not a big deal you may think ??..., but she`s f*ckin dyslexic
"If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
I've been offered a part in a porn movie. I will play the part of the husband who leaves for work before the plumber arrives!