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  1. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    The charges will be blown up out of proportion mate.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Mar 12, 2021
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    Some sad news today, the bloke who invented auto correct for mobile phones died today. May he rust in peace
     
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    Comfy, Mar 12, 2021
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    The inventor of the cassette tape died today at the ripe old age of C90
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 12, 2021
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    Comfy, Mar 12, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 12, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Last night I told my wife I was feeling horny.
    "Well, we can soon sort that out," she said with a wink, and slowly undressed.
    F*ck me, she was right...
    I stopped feeling horny immediately!
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 12, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha.
    "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas."
    The guy was fuming. "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!" he raged. "I'll just have to have a latte!" He went and sat down.
    I went to the counter and said, "I'll have a large latte too, please."
    They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they'd write it on my cup and shout it when it was ready.
    So I told them my name was Mocha.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 13, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Gil T Azell, Mar 13, 2021
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Mar 13, 2021
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    Took me a while to get that one, thought it was Oprah with her hair down.<doh>
     
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    rooch 3, Mar 13, 2021
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    why do the French love us so much

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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 13, 2021
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    While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
    Off we went to our local pub only a half a mile or so from our house.
    I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
    Then I got him a cider, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
    Finally, I thought he might like Carling? He didn't. So I drank it.
    I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer, so we tried a Jameson's, nope!
    In desperation, I had him try Jack Daniels. He wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it!
    By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so f*cking p*ssed I could hardly push his pram back home.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 13, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 13, 2021
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 13, 2021
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    Comfy, Mar 13, 2021
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Rate my plate. Codpiece n chips.

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    Gil T Azell, Mar 14, 2021
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    Montysoptician, Mar 14, 2021
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    My mother was so concerned about my relentless masturbating that she made me wear boxing gloves in bed ...

    ... even now I can only get a hard on thinking about Frank Bruno but I can only manage one round <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Mar 14, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 15, 2021
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