How about this logic:- None, 0, nil. Gender. male. . . . . Drake Female. . . . Duck Young’un. . .Duckling Those birds pictured appear to be mallards Ergo they are all Drakes, none are Ducks. ! ! As said before here speaks a confirmed pedant.
My lads 24. I remember a few years ago he woke up horrified thinking he'd shìt the bed. Turned out he'd fell asleep with a chocolate bar in his hand melting arl owa
Will be offline for a few days now. I'm being investigated for pinching some swimming pool inflatables, so will need to lilo for a while.
#64 in the list of things that, according to Mrs Smug, aren't funny. We have an English girl once a month, who does massages, etc. She's an ex-NHS nurse so handy for asking about any problems you have. She'll also give you various drugs/medicine if she has it. I had my my massage second today and Mrs Smug asked if she'd given me anything. "Yes, a hard on," which I thought was hilarious ... ... apparently it's not