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    Ohh dear
     
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    Can't the mathematics equations go on another thread as this one is for things that make us laugh.
     
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    and so it starts again Vince.
     
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    28 in old money, not this bodmas nonsense.
     
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    This is a true story that's so mad it sounds fake.

    I was driving through Newcastle, in the 1980s, listening to Metro Radio. There was a phone in quiz where you could win £100 and the first two questions were always obvious to build up the tension. On this particular day a Geordie lass called Jean was on and got the first two right.

    "So Jean, for ONE HUNDRED POUNDS, can you tell me what instrument is used to measure how far a person walks?"

    Silence.

    "Jean, an instrument for measuring distances that's pushed along."

    Silence.

    "I'll have to hurry you for an answer Jean, it's an instrument, with a wheel, that's pushed in front of someone to measure how far they've walked?"

    "All right Ken, is it a trombone?"

    It was went completely silent as Ken was obviously rolling around the floor, with the station crew, holding their stomachs and crying with laughter.

    Then you could hear this voice saying,
    "Ken, hello Ken, did I win ... are you there ... Ken?"
     
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    Bishop Auckland Police looking for this bloke......whose he look like?

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