Many years ago my mate's missus came a close second in the Miss England 1997 competition. Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders. She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident. Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away. The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts. But she never stopped believing. And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Scotland 2021
women are fantastic at business...........................................................other peoples
i went to the doctors today with difficulty breathing, the doctor asked when did this start i said as soon as the wife sat on my face
I feel a bit flat tbh mate. I went to the doctors and, as soon as I walked in, he said he thought I had Covid. He looked how I was dressed and said I obviously had no sense of taste
