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    I’ve just joined a book club for drinkers.

    First up is Tequila Mockingbird.
     
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    i'll need to wear glasses looking at my phone screen. i can just about type
     
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    If Carlsberg did messages in the snow!!!
     
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    Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers!
    "I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
    "I gotta be Mozart," replied Willis
    "What about you, Arnie?" they asked............"I'll be Bach !"
     
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    THE SILENT TREATMENT
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

    Men are simply not equipped for these kinds of contests.
     
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    Boris Johnson has just announced that everyone who was alive the last time Newcastle United won a trophy has now been vaccinated <laugh>
     
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    Excellent....makes up for your "colourblind" joke.
    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction!


    I mean, it's not that hard.
     
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    Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

    This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum'
     
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    Not so much a joke, but I had to laugh....
    I live in Consett, there's about 6 inches of snow, and its -6.
    Daughters boyfriend, who is originally from London, but has lived here for 3 years (he's 19), asked why its always so cold...."is it because you are on the coast"?
    Me....Nah, not that mate, the coast is about 25 miles away.....i think its just cos we are high up.
    Reply....."ah right, like Sweden".
     
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    Just saw this on Facebook and was going to put it on here, but you beat me to it..
     
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