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    I have give Boris some deserved stick during this covid crisis, but with Johnson and Johnson being behind the new vaccine being made on Teesside, I will reluctantly give him and his dad some credit. I never knew they had it in them.
     
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    When I was serving my time we had a father and 2 sons (plasterers) on one of the sites. There nickname was the solicitors. Johnson, Johnson & Johnson.
     
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    My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my eye out!
     
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    A friend from University was so obsessed with complicated indoor sports facilities that he had to see a psychiatrist ...

    ... he was diagnosed with having a complex complex complex.
     
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    A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
    For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
    The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
    Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
    The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold...”
     
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