Oldie but goodie. My Wife just phoned me and the conversation went like this :- Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you for Xmas..??? Me: "Yeah." Her: "Wind it forward One Hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds." Me: "Right, I've done that".. Her: "Okay, you see the Gladiator at the front Fighting the Lion"..??? Me: "I can see that, yeah." Her: "Just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a Sword Fight with each other"..?? Me: Okay, I see them." Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the Screen, there's a Gladiator holding a Spear"..??? Me: "Yes...! I can see him".. Her: Right..! "Those are the Sandals that I want for my Birthday"
BREAKING NEWS: With the announcement of a Tier 5 lockdown, crowds start to gather in the virus free enclave of Barnard Castle.
I heard that Boris decided, this morning, to change his name by deed poll to Hugh Terne ... ... but changed his mind by tea time.
If you ever find a magic lamp don't make the same mistake as me. I found one and the genie offered me one wish. I am not materialistic so I said that I just wanted to be happy . . . . I am now working in a mine and living in a house with six other dwarfs !
