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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My mate, was busy rolling a cigarette, on his way home, from the shops yesterday, but then I thought, surely picking it up, and carrying it, would've have been easier
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    what if it was in a rolling machine, asking for a friend like
     
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  3. Gil T Azell

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    ha ha ha .....does she have 4 arms as there is another right hand on her waist, PS can i borrow your telescope when your finished as the doc says i'm straining my eyes too much
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
    Student: "He is a magician."
    Teacher: "What is his favourite trick?"
    Student: "He cuts people in two."
    Teacher: "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
    Student: "One half brother and one half sister."
     
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    Wall-a-by damned - you're right
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

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    Is a wallaby just a wannabe kangaroo ...
     
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    I went to a Geordie marine park that was porpoise built ...

    ... it was a turtle disaster.
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

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    I knew that ya pedantic tw*t <laugh>.
     
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  18. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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  19. Gil T Azell

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