how much does George have............. **** all she cleaned him out and ran off with the chauffer, poor ****er
God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?" God said, "Go down into that valley." Adam said, "What's a valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river." Adam said ..God .. "What’s a river? God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill......" Adam said, "What is a hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On The other side of the hill you will find a cave.." Adam said, 'What's a cave?' After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman." Adam said, "what’s a woman?' So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do that?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." and then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam said.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *”What's a Headache?"
You can't work this out - the workman has a cloth hat on in the second equation and you can't see if he is still wearing it under the hard hat in the final equation. I wouldn't wear it, but perhaps some would. Obviously the value of the cloth hat is important and so this point needs clarification! If the cloth hat is found to be there the answer is 43, but if it isn't you don't have enough information to solve the equation.
For those still puzzled, the bottom equation is Half a pair of spanners + (Workman (maybe wearing a cloth hat, maybe not) but wearing a hard hat, holding a hard hat and holding a pair of spanners) x hard hat So 5 + (5+2+2+10) × 2 = 5 + 19 × 2 Following BODMAS rules you must Multiply before you Add so the sum becomes 5 + 38 And the answer is 43 UNLESS the workman has taken his cloth cap off before he put his hard hat on!
Just a thought. Put the Covid vaccine in beer. Open the pubs and in 2 days the whole country will be vaccinated
