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  1. Makemstine Roger

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    A Jewish girl flagged down a cab after drunken night out in town. All too late she realised the driver was heading in the wrong direction, & was driving down a dark country lane into the woods.
    He stopped the car, then jumped in the back seat, pulling at the girls clothes frantically.
    "Stop, stop!" she screamed.
    "Don't worry love, I just want a bit of fun, I ain't going to hurt you" he explained.
    "No, it's not that, could you turn the meter off first?" she replied.
     
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    Some idiot told me the best way to get rid of this stinking hangover was the hair of the dog ...

    ... the wife's gone mental <doh>

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    Post sponsored by RAWA! :emoticon-0105-wink: upload_2020-12-31_12-46-38.png
     
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    well i got 4 immediately olive lipstick broach Popeye pipe and pocket will keep looking but think the joke is there is no 5th one got it popeyes eye
     
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    deffo 5 - his eye
     
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    WELCOME TO THE 1`40 CLUB.......but as its on the jokes page still waiting for the punch line<laugh>
     
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    Having my first drink now.. large Jacks and Coke.. A toast to my friends on this forum..
    May the coming year be a good one for you all, full of happiness and good health..
     
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    Enjoy and all the very best to you and your family. I hope it's full of good health and happiness.
     
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