While I'm on a big shout out for Vinegar Joe with the assistance of Syd for getting the Sunderland forum on here up and running. I hope both are well. I have lost all my phone numbers so have not been able to text VJ to see how things are going.
Watching a cooking show and the host said you can use ‘leftover beer’ to make battered chicken wings. What the f*ck is leftover beer?
COLEEN ROONEY has just had some work done on her arsehole...............he has had an hair transplant
I used to call into a young lady's house on my way to work on the doors. One Saturday night I popped in, threw her across the back of the settee and started pounding away. She seemed to be loving it and, at one point, started clawing the seat cushions and pulling herself forward. I was just about to congratulate myself, on a job well done, when I saw her grab the TV remote control. 'Sorry but the Generation Game is about to start and I don't want to miss it' ... ... I went right off her after that and developed a massive grudge with Bruce Forsyth!
Fella's doing his first stretch in prison and sharing a cell with a big coloured bloke. The big bloke says "What do you want to be? The Mammy or the Daddy? The fella says "I'd like to be the Daddy" The big bloke says "Well come over here and suck Mammy's cock then"
