A woman finds out her husband had been going to prostitutes for sex. "What did you do it for?" "Well, i don't get it at home, do I." "But you never told me you were willing to pay for it!!".
mate that one warmed the cockles of my heart a wonderful portrait , any chance of the models phone number would love to congratulate on a wonderful pose, and ask her how she perfected that angelic pose.
already have it mate, why do you think she's pushing for a new mattress, its seen more action than a gunner on a Lancaster bomber....
ive waited half the night for you to come back and hit me with a belter in fact its the only time in my life ive heard my knees knock