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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    A woman finds out her husband had been going to prostitutes for sex. "What did you do it for?" "Well, i don't get it at home, do I." "But you never told me you were willing to pay for it!!".
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Someone asked me what I knew about Galileo.
    I said, he was a poor boy, from a poor family.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Nig

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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    mate that one warmed the cockles of my heart a wonderful portrait , any chance of the models phone number would love to congratulate on a wonderful pose, and ask her how she perfected that angelic pose.
     
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    I'll ask our lass if you can have her number<laugh>
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    already have it mate, why do you think she's pushing for a new mattress, its seen more action than a gunner on a Lancaster bomber....<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. farnboromackem

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ive waited half the night for you to come back and hit me with a belter in fact its the only time in my life ive heard my knees knock
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Summit up?
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    Just feeling a bit peaky..
     
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  15. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I just think you’ve got a bad altitude.
     
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  16. Nig

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    Hill be upset by that remark.
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    Not upset, just Tensing up..
     
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  18. Nig

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    Just mull over it
     
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  19. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Hillaryarious!
     
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    Somebody will be coming round the mountain when they come?
     
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