My dad used to put blood sweat and tears into everything he did. Probably why they closed his f*cking restaurant down
My doctor said that I should put a bar in my shower to stop me falling over. Stupid b*stard! After four double rums I can't even find the f*cking soap!
So disappointed that social distancing is being reduced to one metre. The wife will f*cking want to get in bed with me again now!
Messrs Bing Crosby, Don Partridge, Mary Hopkin and Lee Hazelwood have asked me to join their group to sing carols this year. Its very exclusive . . . . just Bing Don Mary Lee and I
Sunderland used to be a premier league club with the pope as a supporter he wears a Sunderland top so we get privileges from upon high just a shame the twats gone deaf with old age lately so we have plummeted down the tables, cant wait for the white smoke
please log in to view this image can you add this emoji to the main ones please Gordon, not for me you understand its for my mate Nig he would do it himself but he's shy