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  1. Gil T Azell

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    The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."
    "F*ck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight c*nt."
     
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    The only way Chris Rea will be driving home for Christmas is to get Dominic Cummings to be the designated driver...
     
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    Diego Maradona to have surgery on blood clot on brain. Poor sod it must have been from that powerful header against England.
     
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    I wish everyone would shut their f*cking dogs up so I can hear the fireworks:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    You’ve got to hand it to him he was a bloody good player
     
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    Fantastic mural of Diego Maradonna on a wall in Beunos Aires.

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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have Sex three times a Night..?!?!?
    Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued..??
    After the show, Cilla says,
    "Sean darlin , if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer'...???
    "Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra, lorra fun'.
    So they went back to her place and got comfortable.
    After a couple of drinks they went off to Bed and had an hour of mad passionate Sex together.
    Afterwards, Sean says, 'If you think that was good",
    "Let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex.
    But while I'm shleeping, hold my Balls in your left hand and ma Willie in your right hand'..??
    Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says 'Okay'.
    He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better Sex than before.
    Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful'.
    But if you let me shleep for a Full Hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have too"..
    "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer Bat 'n Balls again. No problem Hun'. says Cilla.
    So, Cilla complies with the routine.
    The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
    Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks,
    'Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer Balls in one hand and yer Willie in de other' does it really stimulate yer that much"..???
    Sean replies, 'No, not at all Cilla,
    "It's joosth the last time I shlept with a Scouser, the bitch Stole ma Wallet".
     
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