I started a business as a therapist, but didn't get a single call ... ... then I checked the phone number on my business cards and realised that the printers had left a space between the 'e' and the 'r'
First woman on the moon, "Houston, we have a problem." "What?" "Never Mind." "What's the problem?" "Nothing." "Please tell us." "You know what the problem is."
A Manchester United fan, a Newcastle United fan, and a Sunderland fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the most loyal and he yells "This is for Man Utd" and he jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Sunderland fan next professes his love for his team and screams "This is for Sunderland" and pushes the Geordie off the mountain! FTM