No joke this, just don't understand women's sense of humour. People can rent this place, for holidays, and request a chef, masseuse, etc. The masseuse offered us massages, at 'staff rates' of 40 euros instead of 80 out of season, fair enough. She turned up yesterday and I let Mrs Smug go first after which she goes for a sleep. When she wakes up the masseuse has left and she asks how it was for me. "Great I said, I gave her 80 euros and an extra 10 for the hand job, which I thought was fair." Apparently that isn't funny
Since covid arrived I've been waking up at 7pm, ****ing 8 times a day, eating cold beans straight from the tin and washing them down with Aldi vodka. So no change there.