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  1. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Man walks into a bakery with a fish under his arm. "Got any fishcakes?" "Sorry, no." "Shame. It's his birthday."
     
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    Deletion Requested1, Oct 5, 2020
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    Bloody scientists.. Dick Heads the lot of them..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 5, 2020
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  3. Deletion Requested1

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    My neighbours argued over the summer about her sunbathing topless. Personally, I'm on the fence.

    My therapist says I'm incapable of expressing emotion. I can't say I'm surprised.

    I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

    Think I might of turned into Tim Vine
     
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    Deletion Requested1, Oct 5, 2020
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    Unsurprisingly the Chinese have already started selling them as a delicacy ...

    ... when I ordered last night's takeaway the lass asked me what kind of lice I wanted <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Oct 5, 2020
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    It’s always you that has to nitpick.
     
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    rooch 3, Oct 5, 2020
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Oct 5, 2020
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    Ozzymac, Oct 6, 2020
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    farnboromackem, Oct 6, 2020
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    Ozzymac, Oct 7, 2020
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Oct 7, 2020
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    Apparently bin men get no formal training. They just pick things up as they go along.
     
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    I’m scared of giants, me.
    I reckon I’ve got Feefiphobia.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Oct 7, 2020
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    :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl: My type of joke.. I've nicked this one for my facebook page..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Oct 7, 2020
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    World champion cyclist Chris Hoy's sister, Landa, is a world-beating navigator!!.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 7, 2020
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