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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when serving overseas i was a dipitin ambassador for England, served the country well was even mention in dispatches
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    I'll have a toast to that..<bubbly><bubbly>
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Always has to stick his beak in.
     
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    You started it. You invaded Poland.
     
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You did once but I think you got away with it
     
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    Prawn, prawn, Eva Prawn, she was in it wasn't she
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    In February I paid £725 for a new settee from DFS. They've just phoned to say it'll be another 3 weeks for delivery!
    Does anyone know where I stand?
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

    The guy left.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

    The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

    The guy left.

    A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

    The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .

    The guy left.

    The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

    A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

    Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

    'Your house!
     
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  12. Gil T Azell

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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    eh can i have that in plain english and not shakespearean.............<laugh><laugh>
     
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    ha.. fat fingers and low light do not go well together..:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i thought you were using a new enigma code, and we all know how long it took to decipher that one
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    apart from Gill its sneezy cos snowhites kegs are full of snot again
     
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  19. Gil T Azell

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    So, from Minday, there will be no gotherings of gropes of more than sex people, unliss eet eees in a work piss or skule....

    allo allo.jpg
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    funny i got all that the more i drink the easier it is to understand..<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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