The main Asian shopping street in Leicester has been reopened, after lockdown, with a short ceremony. A ribbon was cut by a Spurs football player and the street renamed Dehli Alley
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. The waitress, thinking that this was a bit risqué behaviour that might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't . . . . he just walked in the door"
What you talking about, I posted a video of a gorilla having a laugh about forgetting his mask. Anyhow a no mark like yourself don't bother me at all
What you talking about I know what I posted and it wasn't your email, why would I post it I've never spoke to you ever and how would I know your email.