Can only get on this posting because I’m using my phone You see empty sun loungers Because I’m on the drink again Or and eating
I set myself up as a research chemist and developed an ointment for the homeless to rub on any areas of chafing. I called it Trampoline but it just never got off the ground.
I bumped into an Asian Geordie today who's head was completely covered in spots. I asked his name and he said everyone just calls him Rachid
that's because he was arrested by a policeman for sharpening his darts whilst sat in his car outside the ladies aerobics class, don't know what the police was thinking................
